The characters
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OLIVIA
Sarah Brody Webb
Over-achieving youngest daughter of Granny Fanny. Psychiatrist. Concert violinist. Hostess with the mostest smoldering resentment.
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GREY
Samm Hill
Granny Fanny’s only son. Decadent trust fund party animal. Pure id with an entourage. Barrels of fun. Loyal to none.
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ELEANOR
Marjorie Marcellus
Eldest of Granny’s children. Spiritual author and effortless abundance poster child. Head in the clouds. Skeletons in the closet.
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QUINN
Blair Nesbitt
Olivia’s wayward daughter. Aspiring author with drinking problem to match. On multiple shit lists for her oversharing “fiction”.
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BRADLEY
Kody Harvard
Olivia’s under-achieving stoner son. Does not want to be a doctor. Lives in terror that his mom and/or girlfriend will find out.
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MAYA
Sahi Van-Tull
Bradley’s girlfriend and highly-driven doctor-in-training. Thinks bodies are weird, and that maybe capitalism isn’t all bad.
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PHUK
Will Dziuk
Bradley and Blythe’s punk BFF. Good street drugs. Wicked smile. Not a single (rhymes with “Puck”) given.
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BERNARD
Greg Prosser
Olivia’s drunk, disgraced, soon-to-be-ex-husband. Sex-addicted cosmetic surgeon, and heartbroken family man.
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JACK
Jesse Benefield
Grey’s estranged son. Wishes he could stand his dad. Doesn’t care about the money. Lonely lonely lonely. Pretty good at fixing things.
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GREER
Samantha Marie Cook
Quinn’s designated friend and driver. Total fish out of water. Would rather be writing children’s books and doing the funny voices.
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KENDRA
Anna Prosser
Grey’s faithful hatchetwoman. Leader of his entourage.Excellent at gambling and making problems go away.
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FREYJA
Crystal Lemons
Former riot grrrrrl icon, one-hit wonder, and newest part of Grey’s party. Desperate for comeback. Brings own coke.
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ANDI
Annika James
Freewheeling, performance-arting woman of a thousand fractured faces. Most unpredictable part of Grey’s traveling circus.
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DIANE
Laura Nelsen
Jack’s loving mom, and Grey’s ex-wife. Kitchen Buddha, presiding over dishwater bubbles of zen.
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BOYTOY
Bo Baskoro
Grey’s fresh squeeze for the weekend. Dancefloor bait. Psychedelic drifter. Has a name, but nobody bothered to ask.
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CAMOMILE
Evan Halbert
Yoga instructor with boundary issues, namaste-ing his way through the ladies McMann. Good hands. Debatable spine.
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RACHEL
Michelle Kelley
Vengeful ex-fling and cosmetic surgery client, currently suing Bernard back into the stone age. Enraged by her own love.
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PENNY
Addison Parrish
Granny’s final deathbed confidante. A last-minute surprise, with watchful eyes. Knows more than we ever will.
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PAM
Leslie Bell
Granny’s hospice care provider. Has great respect for death, not so much for people. Can and will eat through anything.
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POLLY
Christine Kruse
The Jeckle to Pam's Heckle. Even more outspoken and less patient with McMann family nonsense than her compatriot. Also hungrier.
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NICK
John Skipp
Gonzo outlaw journalist and rumored bastard son of Granny. Blacklisted for decades. Just might have the receipts.
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TORGO
Zero Feeney
Rachel’s personal chauffeur and bodyguard with benefits. Former Marine. Maybe takes job just a little too personally.